Journalism is the first rough draft of history
My definition of news is something that someone, somewhere doesn't want to see in print. The rest is what we call 'advertising.'
Dick High 
(former editor, Casper Star-Tribune
With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results and stock market quotations, there is no such thing as "objective journalism." The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.
Hunter S. Thompson 
"Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 1972" 
A journalist is a machine that converts coffee into copy. 
Michael Ryan Elgan 
Former Managing Editor, Windows Magazine 
Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa
Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
 Adlai E. Stevenson 
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
Oscar Wilde
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
Dave Barry
I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it
Will Rogers
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.
G. K. Chesterton 
(1874 - 1936)